Earlier today, I fell asleep while chatting. In my dream I was at a Chinese restaurant where I was served steamed crabs. In between dreaming and being awake, I managed to put my laptop on the other side of the bed. This...in order to make room for the plateful of crab with my name on it. After which, my consciousness starting to sense the lack of sense and decided it was time to wake up.
Moral of the story: Don't fall asleep dreaming about yummy crustaceans. :(